I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, in average per day 20 people contact me via chat for consultation, purchase of my works, professional consultation and other services.
But sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who do not want to pay my services, waste my time or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply children who like trolling on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers. I made this section to publish the FUNNIEST chats.
Published chats are an exception rather than a rule, the reason of publishing is reading amusement, NOT to defame the person who contacted me. What I posted here are less than 1% of total people who contacted me. Personal details (people names, email addresses, IP addresses, etc) are hidden, only country is visible. Read more: privacy policy.
Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny then request publication of your conversation in Funny Chats section, hoping “to contribute” to my website. I created this website as portfolio of my works and promote my services, NOT to generate and publish as many funny chats is possible. The Funny Chats section contain chats that happened accidentally during doing my customer service job.
This person contacted me via chat on 21 January 2021, after initial chat conversation moved to email. He turned to be a DUMB person suffering from memory loss, I answered all his questions and he blamed me for not answering and repeated questions over and over again. We exchanged 18 emails, wasting time without doing any sale.
Over 30 customers and all were HAPPY… except below one. He tells me to check/fix an error but personally I don’t see any error, I don’t understand what he expect me to change? Does anyone else understand?
I received an email with subject “Database Request/Info” and attached this 4-page PDF (over 3000 words) storytelling someone’s life (similar with Nigerian SCAM emails). What… Read More »TL:DR ridiculous database request (2020-11-09)
This person started conversation like a kid bored in school, asking childish questions, then after he figure out that I has been working in architecture, he said that want to build a house and ready to pay $1000… I asked for site plan and he DID gave me a site plan, but looks like he googled for a site plan just to find one to send me and keep conversation on-going for NO REASON, when he actually did not owned or building any house.
A stupid indian visited https://www.teoalida.com/database/cities/ (World Cities Database with population) and asked for a database of phone numbers of students… totally unrelated with what I am selling.
Customer asked for price, I answered $400-500 for construction equipment extracting data from ritchiespecs.com, and asked customer from where I should extract data for trucks, price depends by complexity of website, he has NOT provided any website to source data from, rated chat bad and called me a time-waster… why some customers are so RUDE?
Customer asked me to extract data from “this website” without mentioning website URL, and I asked him 3 times to provide URL of website, but he NEVER provided any URL… he just wasted my time
Given by his attitude, repeating “hello” and “are you here” if I didn’t answered in 10 seconds, is obviously that he was a kid who is not buying anything = NOT A CUSTOMER, so the way I talk have NO importance. He closed chat and started another chat pretending that is his parent and apologize for his son… but using same childish attitude!
I told him that I don’t have and NOT going to create such car parts database, and he is insistently asking how much $ I want to create the database.
I do not take in serious visitors messaging me questions about other countries than the pages viewed, they are often kids doing research for a school project, bored in classroom and want to talk with / PRANK someone.
But not this time… behind initial messages that looked like an idiot asking about New Zealand on a website primarily aimed on Singapore housing, there was a hidden businessman who want to pay me $2000/month
I am selling databases and he say “I don’t have a database I need to find a program” = inability to write english correctly. Never clicked the links I gave him in chat to understand what databases I am selling… and in the end he say “Wow you trying to sell something and your rude to me”… does anyone understand what he actually wanted?
Instead of serving my actual customers, I wasted time with this idiot pretending that want to buy a house then said… see below:
Chat started on Sunday, August 09, 2020 3:15:54 PM (3:15:54 PM) *** Visitor 3625468 has joined the chat *** (3:15:56 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello… Read More »Databases for spamming
DUMB question “how many floors are there in a storey building of 5 levels” the way he addressed me, repeating “are u still there” every 20 seconds when I asked him how I can help him, gave me impression of a kid having fun that doesn’t worth taking in serious.
He wanted to buy my car database for dimensions to help in a house sale! I never expected such USE of a car database!
This person contacted me (database seller) but NOT to buy a database from me, instead to sell me a database. When I asked for his contact info he closed chat. What kind of seller is this?
He reported an error but calls himself rude, I told him that is OK, nothing wrong, and he reply “Sorry to bother you then”
I think that some people get bored and have nothing to do with their time… otherwise I won’t explain why 1 person would contact me 4 times within 20 minutes asking me to sell him a property in Vietnam or Thailand, with a budget max $3000. We provide real estate services ONLY in Singapore!
I don’t know how he managed to land from Google in my World City Database page if he was actually looking for airports, I gave him link to Airports Database and he said that wants for FREE.
Why do you contact a SELLER if you cannot pay for his work? Good luck finding a website offering such database for free!
I don’t understand what this person wanted, wasting me 30 minutes in this pointless conversation… To prove that my article about North Korea IS NOT accurate (I already stated that may be not accurate) or that it IS accurate, or he is asking IF is accurate, or…?
RUDE gamer, he start a conversation with “fuck you”, closed it and started another pretending that is a different person, then swear me again because I associated it with the one who was swearing few minutes ago.