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Funny chats from customer service

I run this website focusing primarily on real estate, architecture and databases, in average per day 20 people contact me via chat for consultation, purchase of my works, professional consultation and other services.

But sometimes I get funny messages, bad customers who do not want to pay my services, waste my time or even insult me when I am helping them, odd requests that have nothing to do with the services I offer, or simply children who like trolling on customer service line, disturbing me from serving real customers. I made this section to publish the FUNNIEST chats.

Published chats are an exception rather than a rule, the reason of publishing is reading amusement, NOT to defame the person who contacted me. What I posted here are less than 1% of total people who contacted me. Personal details (people names, email addresses, IP addresses, etc) are hidden, only country is visible. Read more: privacy policy.

Also please DO NOT contact me and talk funny then request publication of your conversation in Funny Chats section, hoping “to contribute” to my website. I created this website as portfolio of my works and promote my services, NOT to generate and publish as many funny chats is possible. The Funny Chats section contain chats that happened accidentally during doing my customer service job.

Databases for spamming

Chat started on Sunday, August 09, 2020 3:15:54 PM (3:15:54 PM) *** Visitor 3625468 has joined the chat *** (3:15:56 PM) Teoalida (site owner): Hello visitor from India, are you looking for a specific database? Let me know if I can help you! (3:16:12 PM) Visitor 3625468: HI (3:16:24 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat *** (3:16:25 PM) Visitor 3625468: I AM AN ETHICAL HACKER (3:16:27 PM) Teoalida: what’s up (3:16:37 PM) Visitor 3625468: I HAVE DATABASES (3:16:41 PM) Visitor 3625468: OF MULTIPLE (3:16:52 PM) Visitor 3625468: GOVT SITE AND TOP RATED (3:16:53 PM) Visitor 3625468: SITES (3:16:57 PM) Visitor 3625468: DO YOU WANT ANY (3:17:01 PM) Visitor 3625468: ? (3:17:35 PM) Teoalida: that’s strange, usually people contact me to BUY databases from me, and you want to SELL me databases? (3:17:46 PM) Teoalida: show more details about what do you have (3:18:01 PM) Visitor 3625468: i have andhrapradesh (3:18:08 PM) Visitor 3625468: transport database (3:18:13 PM) Visitor 3625468: electricity databse (3:18:33 PM) Visitor 3625468: and coming to private sector (3:18:43 PM) Teoalida: what data does they contain? show me samples (3:18:49 PM) Visitor 3625468: having many sites in list (3:19:05 PM) Visitor 3625468: all the database mainly contains… Read More »Databases for spamming

Idiot wasting my time (2020-06-03)

I don’t know how he managed to land from Google in my World City Database page if he was actually looking for airports, I gave him link to Airports Database and he said that wants for FREE.

Why do you contact a SELLER if you cannot pay for his work? Good luck finding a website offering such database for free!

Annoying kid (2020-04-08)

Childish attitude, someone ask dumb questions and unhappy of my answers, he start swearing. Then say that will find another person who sell… SELL WHAT? I’m doubt that he was buying anything. He closed chat and started another chat pretending that want to buy a property in Singapore, then to buy a car “to have sex in it”. It’s clearly he is just a stupid kid who do not realize that is wasting my time from serving real customers.

The Sims player accuse me for being RUDE when actually SHE is rude

Someone asked which The Sims 4 expansion packs to buy, I don’t think that I am supposed to answer because this depends by each person preferences. After 16 hours I got a very similar question, I though that is same person and I answered without checking chat history to see that they were from different countries… she replied accusing me for being RUDE. Other people said SHE is the rude one, not me.

Lost customer for a stupid reason (2020-03-10)

He said that my formula is “not correct” and when I asked him to give a correct formula, he didn’t replied anymore, 20 minutes later he quit chat and I feel sorry for not emailing him immediately, I was also busy with website redesign during 13 and 20 March, I hoped that he will come back by his own to continue conversation, 3 days later I sent follow up emails to 20 people that I talked with over last few months, asking him to come back to continue our conversation, but he said that made own database because lost a week waiting for me. I do not understand what he was waiting a week for?