Funny chats from customer service

Customer asked me to give things for FREE of charge, I agreed to change price of a small Excel database from $1 to $0, and instead of downloading the free gift, he started swearing!

Childish attitude, someone ask dumb questions and unhappy of my answers, he start swearing. Then say that will find another person who sell… SELL WHAT? I’m doubt that he was buying anything. He closed chat and started another chat pretending that want to buy a property in Singapore, then to buy a car “to have sex in it”. It’s clearly he is just a stupid kid who do not realize that is wasting my time from serving real customers.

Someone asked which The Sims 4 expansion packs to buy, I don’t think that I am supposed to answer because this depends by each person preferences. After 16 hours I got a very similar question, I though that is same person and I answered without checking chat history to see that they were from different countries… she replied accusing me for being RUDE. Other people said SHE is the rude one, not me.

99% people live in 4-sided rooms, there are few HDB blocks numbered 444 with healthy and happy residents, and below you can see a chatlog with a very paranoid person that cancel flat booking just because he booked a BTO flat on 4th floor then heard from an idiot friend that number 4 means DEATH in Chinese superstition culture!

He said that my formula is “not correct” and when I asked him to give a correct formula, he didn’t replied anymore, 20 minutes later he quit chat and I feel sorry for not emailing him immediately, I was also busy with website redesign during 13 and 20 March, I hoped that he will come back by his own to continue conversation, 3 days later I sent follow up emails to 20 people that I talked with over last few months, asking him to come back to continue our conversation, but he said that made own database because lost a week waiting for me. I do not understand what he was waiting a week for?

I asked him if he wants to purchase a property and he said NO… but continued to talk and ask a lot of questions that I do not see their scope, wasting my time for no reason. It’s funny how the chat ended.

This person asked me to help him by giving blank images in certain resolutions, this was weird like a child prank because anyone can open Paint himself, set photo resolution and save blank image. Then he said that is working in a construction firm and need architectural services from me!

I made this website focusing primarily on housing information and architectural design services… and one day someone emailed me a DUMB question that have nothing to do with the services I offer. He asked if people use red curtains in their homes because saw red curtains at his brother online relationship with a woman, 3 months later he replied me again to say that woman was a SCAMMER.

This customer claim that will build 200 apartments… but cannot pay more than $400 to architect? Thanks to these idiots I am no longer interested in offering architectural design services or answering people contacting me on architecture subject.

An idiot from Netherlands pretend that want to purchase a database from me, but he ask random questions, make false accusations of mental diseases and racist remarks. Is obvious that he came to troll and waste my time.

Customer ask me to “send” elevation and 3D for a house project I made only floor plan, I tell him that I can design them for a price, but he refuse to pay.

I though that games are for children or students in 20s until they get a job and/or set up a family, but I was WRONG!

This person from Croatia asked few questions about Chinese cars, and assuming that he want to purchase a car database, I answered his questions. Usually do not take more than 15 minutes to convince customers to purchase or not purchase a database, but he kept asking questions for more than 90 minutes and I realized that he is not going to buy anything, he is just an idiot chatting non-sense and wasting my time from serving REAL customers!
Update: I believe that SAME person is responsible for few dozens stupid messages received over last 4 years (at least).

I am selling databases about cars and real estate, and this customer ask me to create a database of phone numbers of parents around his local business… very, very offtopic!

Someone from Malaysia contacted me saying that is from Indonesia and want to buy a luxury bungalow in Singapore, this could be a major deal for William, my partner agent selling properties in Singapore. I assumed that he is a businessman travelling through multiple countries, in 1st and 2nd chats he apparently wasn’t able to speak English so I activated chat auto-translate for Chinese, but in 3rd chat he asked me to talk English because don’t understand and saying “why should I trust this” looks suspicious if he was an actual customer because it sounded like a child making a PRANK.

Customer claims that is a mobile shop (a business that should have money) but he want mobile phones database for FREE?

want buildings database for free but I don’t understand he takes this project which he claim that is not paid for

This person initially sounded like a customer interested in Japan Car Database I am selling, then said that want to buy all databases and resell… Read More »Non-serious customer, probably a kid (2019-04-15)

We all know that SERS is just for old blocks built up to 1980 and he is asking when a recently-built block (2007) will get SERS. I answered his questions nice and he rate chat BAD, call me “gay” and accuse me for not replying fast enough. What is wrong with some Singaporeans?

All blogs are target of SPAM bots posting comments automatically, sometimes humans also post comments, and one of them sent a message via chat and this started a conversation that showed me that he is being paid $500/month to post SPAM comments. A waste of effort for him and waste of money for his client, because comments linking to penis enlargement products are being deleted by site owners, and even if are not deleted, links in comments are NOFOLLOW and client won’t get any higher rank in Google.

“lets talk more about worthless romanian cam sluts because there now non communist country is now more fucked up than ever”