Funny chats from customer service

Initially I thought that he wants to buy car models database I am selling, then realized that he is actually looking for car customers email database, he told me how he built his own email database by paying other websites to add a cookie that sends him the info users enter when they register, using a pop-up that you should click “I accept cookies”. For me it looks DIRTY way to collect email addresses, because they will get spammed by emails they did not subscribed for! What is your opinion?

Probably a kid… pretends that require my architectural design services to renovate a dollhouse with £250,000 budget.

Customer cannot explain what he wants but ask for price quote.

Customer wrongly assumed that I am from Philippines, and seems that this made him angry + I said that his country is small? What is wrong with these people… is this a reason to get ANGRY?

Probably another kid bored in school tried to spam my chat

An idiot have nothing to do with his time and spam his bullshit on my customer support chat

This is very, very STRANGE… been contacted by a person who want to manage my AdSense account and get paid 20% of my profits, despite that so far I never used AdSense. I asked a friend about this and he replied me to NOT do this because if this “manager” do something bad, he risk nothing, I am the one who risk.

How idiot you need to be to accuse someone for having relations with North Korea just for writing an article about this country? He requested article deletion, threatening me that will send CIA agents to my home, etc. His knowledge and interest for communism makes me suspicious too if he have some relations. Or maybe the idiot was just bored and wanted to have fun?

Attitude of some people is unbelievable! He get ANGRY because I don’t have a ready-made house plan at his required dimension and I charge money to design a new house plan.

Probably a kid, visited my article about North Korea and started sending stupid messages on chat written in a funny way: plz indian tec support, i h4v3 boot 1 questorn, h0w to smonk w33d?

This is 1 more person who want detailed architectural drawings FREE OF CHARGE. Thanks to these idiots I am no longer interested in offering architectural design services or answering people contacting me on architecture subject.

Although I have Romanian visitors on my website, looking for information about Romania, I had a rare coincidence with someone from Germany who found my website by looking for information about North Korea. He replied at chat despite that didn’t needed anything from me, then he mentioned Romania. This would have been the first time I met a Romanian visiting North Korea page, but the real surprise came when I showed him photos from my city, he said that is born in SAME city with me: Ploieşti.

Typical Indian headache customer: he is not even opening House Design page and ask me for a 27×46 feet 3-storey house design, with 2 bedrooms, which is weird because 2-storey would have been enough, I assume that he wants ground floor with living room and 2 floors above with 2 bedrooms each, I ask him if single-family house, he say YES, but after few more minutes I realize that what he actually wants is a 3-family apartment block! After 45 min customer say that my service is too expensive and gone away. Please read my prices BEFORE contacting me and wasting BOTH time!

Another poor Indian who do not have money to pay my work, he keep wasting my time chatting and asking for Facebook trying to be friends and hoping that sooner or later I will give my work free of charge. I am NOT giving Facebook to people who I am NOT doing business with, because most likely he was going to chat with me daily, disturbing me from doing my jobs for paying customers.

I publish this chat here so I can ask other people what I did wrong?

I answered customer questions and he rated chat BAD and commented that I am rude and unhelpful, but after few minutes he calmed down. I publish the chat here so I can ask other people what I did wrong, why he got angry initially?

Customer contact me to design apartments but from next messages seems that he was using “apartment” term incorrectly and actually wanted a single house. I tried to help him… but he said that I was going to scam him, then said “stupid architectural shit” and “go fuck yourself“? I do not understand why…

A poor guy offer me 400 rupees (6 USD) for a project I would charge at least $100… obviously I rejected deal, he threatened me that will hack, DDOS and destroy my website, also subscribed my email address to newsletters on gay sites.

If you want my services you need to agree with my prices, if you don’t agree, feel freel to go to someone else!