Bad english speakers

Do you repeat often “Sorry for my english” because you are afraid that you are a bad english speaker? Here you can see the WORST english speakers that attempted to ask help from me!

If anyone is able to understand what they wants, post a comment and tell me. What does mean “mam”?

Sunday, 2 Sep, 2012
Country: Philippines
Page URL: http://teoalida.webs.com/singaporehdbfloorplans.htm
[14:58] Visitor: how to plan if the floor plan is 120,95 sqm?
[14:59] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[14:59] Teoalida: Do you want to design a house?
[14:59] Teoalida: or interior design for an existing house?
[14:59] Teoalida: or apartment?
[14:59] Visitor: i want a design for a house.
[15:00] Teoalida: I guess that a house so you shall land in House Design page rather than in Singapore HDB floorplans
[15:01] Teoalida (trigger): Hello from website admin. If you need anything more or just wanna chat, ask me here!
[15:01] Visitor: it is serving there mam? it is an assignment of mine.
[15:02] Teoalida: Do you mean design services? yes I can do
[15:02] Visitor: yes mam.if it is ok from you?
[15:03] Teoalida: yes
[15:03] Teoalida: But I am confused what you want
[15:03] Visitor: house plan,but the squaremeasurements is 120,95.
[15:04] Teoalida: What is length and width of land?
[15:04] Visitor: yes
[15:05] Teoalida: Anyway check www.teoalida.webs.com/housedesign.htm first
[15:05] Teoalida: I need length and width
[15:05] Teoalida: and why do you add .95 ?
[15:06] Visitor: it can be the width is 95 or 120 as long as it is a floor plan mam
[15:07] Teoalida: you should say 120 x 95 …. but what unit of measurment is that?
[15:08] Visitor: square meter mam
[15:08] Teoalida: I ask you about length and width, NOT only square meters…. and no house can be 120 meters long
[15:10] Teoalida: if a HOUSE, please check www.teoalida.webs.com/housedesign.htm
[15:10] Visitor: I’m sorry I’m a first timer of this that is why i don’t how to say.BUT MY TEACHER GAVE the measurement are 120,95.it depend on me if how i do the plan house mam.
[15:11] Teoalida: Oh so is a university project?
[15:11] Teoalida: I though that you have land and want to BUILD a house
[15:12] Visitor: yes mam it is a project..if you help me it’s a big thankfull.im worried so much of this..
[15:12] Teoalida: Most request are from people that build houses, no students
[15:13] Teoalida: For students, get inspired from my past projects
[15:13] Visitor: I am not allowed for this mam?
[15:13] Teoalida: If you have a clear request and learn some english, I can design for you
[15:14] Visitor: can you do that to me mam?
[15:15] Teoalida: Your teacher didn’t gave you clear data
[15:16] Visitor: yes mam your right.
[15:17] Visitor: but it’s ok mam i will just get an example from your designs.
[15:18] Teoalida: Tell me which is the best or which suit you
[15:19] Visitor: like wht mam?
[15:20] Teoalida: Tell me which of my designs is the best or which suit you
[15:21] Visitor: the house plan mam.
[15:27] Visitor has left the conversation

Is anyone able to understand this chat?

Monday, 19 Aug, 2013
Country: India
Page URL: https://www.teoalida.com
[19:37] (trigger): Hello from website admin! If you need any help or just wanna chat, just drop here a message!
[19:37] Visitor: yes i want help
[19:38] Teoalida has joined the conversation
[19:38] Teoalida: I can help?
[19:40] Visitor: please, one person is doctor and his annual income is 5,00,000/- rs only then i want to one demo pise for his family member of 6 this riq. for one engg. event
[19:41] Teoalida: “i want to one demo pise” what do you mean??
[19:44] Visitor: i mean, i want demo pieces of banglow
[19:44] Visitor: for student level events
[19:44] Teoalida: I don’t understand this
[19:44] Teoalida: Do I should design any house for you?
[19:44] Visitor: yes
[19:45] Teoalida: Normal customer give me land dimensions and a number of bedrooms
[19:45] Visitor: his family member of person is 6
[19:46] Teoalida: aka 1 bedroom for grandparents, 1 bedroom for parents, 1 bedroom for 2 kids?
[19:46] Visitor: and the demo on 200sq per meter^2
[19:47] Teoalida: or 2 parents with 4 kids, each want a separate bedroom?
[19:47] Teoalida: maybe 200 square meters, not ” 200sq per meter^2 ”
[19:48] Visitor: 2 grandparents , 2 kids , and his wife and he self
[19:49] Teoalida: and 200 sqm… could be 10×20 or 14×14 too, please clarify?
[19:53] Teoalida: ?
[19:54] Teoalida: From my past projects, do you have any favorite?
[20:07] Teoalida: I have time now if you want to design a new house for you but please clarify… and give me some comments about my past projects shown on website
[20:15] Visitor has left the conversation

Chat started on Saturday, December 17, 2016 6:48:55 PM
Country: Albania

(6:48:55 PM) *** Visitor 18484433 has joined the chat ***
(6:48:57 PM) teoalida: Hi there, welcome to my The Sims fan page… if you need any help or just wanna chat, drop here a message!
(6:54:44 PM) Visitor 18484433: I do not know the register of The Sims houses compiuter
(6:55:03 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(6:55:06 PM) Teoalida: register what?
(6:56:11 PM) Visitor 18484433: The Sims 2 houses
(6:56:20 PM) Teoalida: what is the problem more exactly?
(6:57:19 PM) Visitor 18484433: jes somehow
(6:59:20 PM) Visitor 18484433: the-sims-2-university
(6:59:27 PM) Visitor 18484433: love games
(6:59:54 PM) Teoalida: do you have other ep
(7:00:04 PM) Teoalida: do you have other expansion packs>?
(7:00:34 PM) Visitor 18484433: no
(7:02:01 PM) Visitor 18484433: help me
(7:02:12 PM) Teoalida: how I can help you?
(7:03:39 PM) Visitor 18484433: learning how to throw games of compiuter
(7:04:15 PM) Visitor 18484433: ?????????????????
(7:04:20 PM) Teoalida: ??
(7:04:56 PM) Visitor 18484433: learning how to throw games of the computer
(7:05:05 PM) Teoalida: what do you mean “throw games”?
(7:07:32 PM) Visitor 18484433: i like games w The Sims 2: University
(7:08:35 PM) Visitor 18484433: ?
(7:08:37 PM) Visitor 18484433: plz
(7:10:05 PM) Teoalida: I don’t understand what do you want from me!
(7:13:19 PM) Visitor 18484433: It teaches me to install
(7:13:35 PM) Teoalida: who is teaching you?
(7:39:03 PM) Teoalida: still herE?
(7:44:44 PM) *** Visitor 18484433 has left ***

Chat started on Monday, September 26, 2016 10:45:28 PM

(10:45:28 PM) *** Visitor 13755882 has joined the chat ***
(10:45:30 PM) teoalida: Hello from website admin… would you like to know more about certain car database? you are welcome for a chat!
(10:48:00 PM) Visitor 13755882: wer can i find datab that i just run winnumber and ther is efri skru a but that car ?
(10:48:39 PM) *** Teoalida has joined the chat ***
(10:48:45 PM) Teoalida: what win number and efrisku?
(10:49:03 PM) Teoalida: can you be more specific?
(10:49:25 PM) Visitor 13755882: evri cars that is inport in eu
(10:49:54 PM) Teoalida: I have European car database with all cars sold in EU from UK to Russia
(10:50:16 PM) Visitor 13755882: hum show my
(10:50:43 PM) Teoalida: first one on first row… https://www.teoalida.com/cardatabase/samples/Car-Models-Engines-All-Details-Database-by-Teoalida-SAMPLE.xls
(10:52:09 PM) Visitor 13755882: wat air?
(10:52:39 PM) Visitor 13755882: 1966-2017?
(10:52:49 PM) Teoalida: your english is bad… year, not air
(10:52:57 PM) Teoalida: 1980-2016 with future expansion to 1970
(10:53:07 PM) Visitor 13755882: jes sorry
(10:55:00 PM) Visitor 13755882: i will lock
(10:57:11 PM) Visitor 13755882 has rated the chat Good
(10:57:20 PM) Teoalida: what do you think?
(11:04:02 PM) *** Visitor 13755882 has left ***